We have seen a lot of bad mug shots in the past 13 years, but this one by Oakland Raider Desmond Bryant--taken at 9:30 in the morning, no less!--is one we won't soon forget.
You know, his picture should just appear on the breathalyzer when you're more than twice the legal limit. I can hear the cop now, "You registered at Des Bryant. We have to take you directly to the hospital at that level."
We originally didn't want to poke fun of Desmond Bryant's mugshot, because we've all been there before -- shirtless, inebriated and showing up randomly to a neighbor's house at breakfast time and making a ruckus. But it's out there and it's special, so here it is: The Oakland Raiders defensive tackle was arrested Sunday morning and charged with misdemeanor criminal mischief. The San Francisco Chronicle says the 27-year-old went "to a neighbor's house inebriated and [caused] a commotion." All facts are alleged. The mugshot and booking time of 9:24 a.m. are undisputedly real.